" I have to pee."
Did I say that out loud? Really . . . . did I? Ah shit, I did.
That was the somewhat embarrassed conversation I had with myself after I stood up at my desk and informed my sweet volunteer that I had to pee. I had intended to tell her was that I was going out for a walk on my lunch but for some reason all that came out was "I have to pee".
I admit that I was thinking to myself that I should probably hit the loo before heading out but I had no intention of informing her of that plan. Turns out my brain had an entirely different idea.
I am nothing if not professional and there is nothing more professional than informing a volunteer that you are in need of a trip to the restroom. Or maybe not. Sigh.
I actually managed to one-up myself as I was still embarrased with myself for calling another volunteer hun this week. He is young, reminds me of what I hope my son will turn out to be like one day and out it came . . . "Excuse me hun."
Luckily for me she truly a wonderful lady and just laughed at me as I stood there in a wee bit of shock . . . and then headed off to go wee as I told her I was going to!
When oh when does mommy brain lessen? Will my brain ever begin to function like it once did again?!
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